Croquet Extreme

Welcome to Croquet Extreme!

Where we play the most intense, most extreme, most ridiculously challenging game of croquet ever invented.

Mega Mallet Bouncy Balls Obstacle Course

Rules:

Use a mallet the size of a car tire
Balls must be at least 5 feet in diameter
The court must be set on fire during play

Are you brave enough to take on Croquet Extreme?

Leaderboards This page is a parody of extreme sports, where the game of croquet has been amplified to absurd levels of difficulty and challenge. The goal is to play with a ridiculously large mallet and oversized balls on a court set on fire. The rules are intentionally ridiculous, and the tone is light-hearted and humorous. The links provided lead to other subpages that further elaborate on this absurd concept, including a "Mega Mallet" and an "Obstacle Course" that players must navigate. The "Leaderboards" link leads to a page where one can compare scores with other players in this extreme version of croquet.